RAISING HELL LIKE A MOFO

My sister and I have wanted to do this for years: put up flyers for a missing pet (which would be a squirrel or worm or sparrow, examples of NJ wildlife, y'know?) and put up someone we wanted to annoy's number up.

But today, bogged down by boredom and the heat, we actually did it. Except, we couldn't think of anyone we wanted to bother THAT much. I mean, or cousin? My sister's friend from college? BORING. So, over dinner with our parents, we chose our victim: the local GOP committee.

So please help us find our squirrel. And if you've lost your squirrel, why not do something about it?